Borowitz Report
September 24, 2014
Americans Who Have Not Read a Single Article About Syria Strongly Support Bombing It
By Andy Borowitz
Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY ABDALGHNE KAROOF/REUTERS
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report) — In a positive development for the U.S.-led campaign of air strikes in Syria, a new poll indicates strong, broad-based support for the mission among people who have yet to read a news article about Syria.
According to the poll, released on Tuesday, the bombing campaign got a thumbs-up from people who had no information about Syria’s civil war, including its duration, the parties involved, and what a Sunni is.
Additionally, the air strikes garnered enthusiastic support from people who could not correctly identify the President of Syria, tell
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